I saw something with Jeff Foxworthy in it recently. He’s pretty fun, if not over done. Anyway, I’m sure most people know about the “… you might be a redneck” jokes. They’re like a checklist of things that rednecks do, say or are so that a person can easily identify whether they are or know someone who is a redneck. I thought it might be nice if I did the same kind of public service announcement, in case you were wondering if you are one, or if you’ve made one.
If you’ve ever waited for the screen to say “respawn in **” seconds before crossing the room… you might be a Halo widow.
If you browse the internet in quick 60-90 second bursts, between games… you might be a Halo widow.
If you know that every 7th of the month is off limits for plans… you might be a Halo widow.
If you’ve given up any space on the walls or shelves in your home for a Halo Shrine… you might be a Halo widow.
If you’ve ever caught yourself humming the theme music… you might be a Halo widow.
If you recognize at least one map as a favorite because it’s pretty (mine is the garden one from Halo 3)… you might be a Halo widow.
If you’ve ever waited for the announcer to call out “Game over.” or even “Round over,” before getting your good night kiss… you might be a Halo widow.
And finally…
If you’ve ever made your significant other watch an entire game just to see the splatter you got near the end somewhere… you might have made a Halo widow.
How do you know that you’re a Halo widow?
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